tadaxii-i:

knuppitalism-with-ue:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn’t that uncommon. Them being viewed as “leftist”, “woke” or “gay” has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers

fish-that-yells:

prismatic-bell:

luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO

….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines…. unlike the ad, I guess?

depsidase:

depsidase:

firefox-official:

defending myself in court with a shirt that says “i’m clearly lying”

sergle:

sergle:

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely
2. really really enjoying this phrasing

just-shower-thoughts:

If the world was flat the edge would be the most famous attraction in the world

one-time-i-dreamt:

My mother changed my middle name to Humperdinck because she was mad at me.

nicostiel:

#Suffering forever

aidashakur: